Even a little dog can piss on a big building.
If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head.
Becoming a politician is the only step down I could take from being a journalist.
Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.
Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.
When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism.
We've got to go to the people with bold ideas and candidates of conviction - we've got to be hotter than high school love.
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