Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.
Talk is cheap - except when Congress does it.
Discipline without freedom is tyranny; freedom without discipline is chaos.
Strangers are what friends are made of.
The only way some of us exercise our minds is by jumping to conclusions.
We sometimes get all the information, but we refuse to get the message.
After our ages-long journey from savagery to civility, let's hope we haven't bought a round-trip ticket.
The true measure of your worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success.
We experience moments absolutely free from worry. These brief respites are called panic.
The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
Older generations are living proof that younger generations can survive their lunacy.
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex - but Congress can.
If we fixed a hangnail the way our government fixes the economy, we'd slam a car door on it.
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue; they're called humorists.
Our ego is our silent partner...too often with a controlling interest.
It's hard to see a halo when you're looking for horns.
Failure can be bought on easy terms; success must be paid for in advance
Of all creatures on earth, we humans have the highest level of stupidity.
Don't expect other nations to have a democracy like ours - they don't have enough lawyers.
Worry compounds the futility of being trapped on a dead-end street. Thinking opens new avenues.
The mistakes made by Congress wouldn't be so bad if the next Congress didn't keep trying to correct them.
There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little - and it's always somebody else.
Our freedom to discipline ourselves is a freedom we can lose if we don't use it.
Only the poor can know all the disadvantages of poverty. Only the rich can know all the disadvantages of wealth.
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