My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. I power wash everything: my wife, the mailman with the f-cking mail, power wash his ass, f-ck my mail up, I don't care.
You ever taste some damn chicken so horrible, that you wished the chicken would show up at your house and show your lady how to cook him?
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