LIZ Quotes

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• I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

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  Men, Double Standard, Calm

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• Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

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  Believe, Sandwiches, Want

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• If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

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  Meat, Thanks, Arrangements

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• I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

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  Dope, Thinking, Style

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• Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

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  Crush, Heart, Skins

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• We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

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  Viruses, Tonight, Raccoons

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• God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

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  One Day, Three, Lines

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• It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

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  Fun, Heart, Break

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• Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

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  Rocks, Two, Thumbs

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• There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

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  Party, Rocks, Liz

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• If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.

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  Reality, Taught Us, People

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• I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.

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  Teenager, Writing, Artist

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• Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?

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  Mean, Kids, Gay

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• Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

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  Water, Use, Recipes

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• Just need to rave for a moment about the scrubbing cleanser...I have only ever found one (chemical filled) product that REALLY cleans my shower/tub, until now. The Ava Anderson scrubbing cleanser is amazing! Cleans the toughest dirty spots and smells absolutely delightful. LOVE IT!

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  Dirty, Smell, Needs

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• I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

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  Everyday, Able, Way

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• In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

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  Night, Thinking, Gold

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• My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.

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  Mom, Good Luck, Rocks

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• I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

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  Rocks, Cases

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• I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

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  Song, Couple, Gone

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• One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!

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  New Year, Years, Resolution

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• Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.

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  Moving, Feet, Would Be

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• You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

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  Dream, New York, Trying

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• I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

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  Support, Bras, Humans

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• OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.

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  Popcorn, Bags, Done

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