Rowan Atkinson Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Men

• I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Arrows

• Your services might be as useful as a barbershop on the steps of a guillotine.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Might

• Look, if I'd wanted a lecture on the rights of man, I'd have gone to bed with Martin Luther.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Sarcastic, Men

• I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

  Rowan Atkinson

  Funny, Money, Wife

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