God often gives nuts to toothless people.
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?
If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.
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