Sometimes you need to be touched to know you're still alive.
Now I'll give you some advice, since you been asking for it. Happiness is like them plants you been yapping about. Sometimes it's growing right in your own backyard and you don't even know it.
If God had meant for me to be religious, he would have alphabetized the books of the Bible. It was just too hard for me to find what I was looking for, especially if I was looking for it through a few glasses of scotch.
Almost overnight, Albert Pinkham had gone from being barely able to keep his head above water to walking on the stuff.
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