Craig Benzine Quotes - Page 2

• Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

  Craig Benzine

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• Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

  Craig Benzine

  Stupid, Jumping, Conclusion

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• Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

  Craig Benzine

  Feet, Middle

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• At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

  Craig Benzine

  Sound, Fart, One Time

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