My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.
There was a long time where I was an "artist" in quotes, who had no money. But I guess back then I also never had a girlfriend.
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the "Girlfriend in a Coma" is, like, really funny.
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing.
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