Kinky Friedman Quotes About Hell

Quotes about: Hell

• Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.

  Kinky Friedman

  Heaven, Dallas, Hell

• You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

  Kinky Friedman

  Swimming, Hell, Mainstream

• Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the Ferris wheel. It's not the best seat in the house, but you see enough lights, action, people, and confusion to make you wonder if anybody knows what the hell's going on. If you're sitting out front, of course, it all rolls along as smoothly as a German train schedule, but as Willie, like any great magician, would be the first to point out, the real show is never in the center ring. As Willie always says, Fortunately, we're not in control.

  Kinky Friedman

  Running, Real, Light

  Kinky Friedman (2008). “What Would Kinky Do?: How to Unscrew a Screwed-Up World”, p.104, Macmillan

• And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

  Kinky Friedman

  Running, Thinking, Musician

• If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!

  Kinky Friedman

  Jesus, Hell, Ifs

  Kinky Friedman (2007). “You Can Lead a Politician to Water, But You Can't Make Him Think: Ten Commandments for Texas Politics”, p.28, Simon and Schuster

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