John Walter Bratton Quotes - Page 4

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So OK, it's your special big Four-O birthday But don't expect me to be obsequious and fawning You, being you, can't possibly be a good example So do try, at least, to serve as a warning

John Walter Bratton

Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

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Gladys.. work has kept you fit
And Bill.. you never moan
Well life's not for carrying cases
With a butler of your own

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Bills, Fit

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Not only them...you've also had
Young Hudson mouths to fill
You could have had a thriving business
But you forgot to present the bill

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Mouths, Bills

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Still very active
And rarely seen apart
You're teenage geriatrics
Modern and young at heart

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Teenage, Heart

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It's good Mam, you've got a bike
It's so much better than walking
Dad just thinks it's a blessed relief
It's the only time you stop talking

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Dad, Blessed

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Over a pint in the pub, you have a good moan
That's the fate of every Magpie
While Mam perfects her game show skills
Giving talks at the WI

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Fate, Games

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You moan a lot and jingle your change
But let's face it, there's no escape
You can flick the remote as much as you like
But she's on the TV and on every tape

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Jingles, Tape

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It is said that insincere apologies can be detected while heart-felt apologies melt away all grievances, anger and hatred. Felt with all my heart I'm sooo sorry Apologies Sorry Soz so so So Sorry

John Walter Bratton

Sorry, Heart, Apology

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Throw all caution to the wind, today, on your 40th
No need to have wisdom and sage
But tomorrow, as you start your 5th decade
Do try to act more your age

John Walter Bratton

Funny, Birthday, Meaningful

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Congratulations on turning 60
Now you can wear what you like
No one cares, and more particularly
You're fine telling 'em 'Take a hike'

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Congratulations, Ems

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My goodness, you're 60 already, already
Time is a thief
But still, you're only as old as your tongue
And a little bit older than your teeth
Have a wonderful birthday

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Teeth, Thieves

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Happy 60th Birthday, good buddy.
How are you dealing with your awful debility,
lessened utility and loss of mobility?

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Loss, Mobility

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It takes a minute to say hello
Why? I wonder why
When it's seems to take forever
When you have to say Goodbye?

John Walter Bratton

Goodbye, Farewell, Forever

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What I said
Wasn't wise
It wasn't even true
I apologise

John Walter Bratton

Wise, Sorry, Said

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At 50 you now have realized
?Getting old isn't fair?
And that it's hard to make a comeback
?When you haven't gone anywhere

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Age, Gone

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At 50, you probably get muddled?
I'm the same, that's how I know?
If you ever get lost, don't worry?
Just change where you want to go

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Worry, Age

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Proud parents to two children
Grandparents to five more
Who visit the "Harper Bakery"
It's Gran's cooking they all adore

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Children, Two

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Yes, you're very very old
But try to think of it as not being cursed
After all, in a hostage situation
You'd be released first!

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Thinking, Trying

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Being vintage like a fine wine
Should make you proud of being old
And being mature like a cheese
Certainly explains the mould!
Fester on undaunted into your 7th decade

John Walter Bratton

Birthday, Wine, Vintage

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We can reveal that John's 85
That's a well known fact
Telling Kathy's age would be a breach
Of the Official Secrets Act

John Walter Bratton

Anniversary, Secret, Age

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Born: January 21, 1867
Died: February 7, 1947
Occupation: Composer
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