Warren Ellis Quotes - Page 2

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• Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards.

  Warren Ellis

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• I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

  Warren Ellis

  Tattoo, Heart, Forever

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• Listen to the Chair Leg of Truth! It does not lie!

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  Lying, Doe, Legs

  "Transmetropolitan. Happy Talk (issue #50)". Comic book by Warren Ellis,

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• Santa Monica's only walkable if death is no hurdle. The air's the wrong colour. People put sunglasses on their dogs. It's a hideous place where humans are not welcome and those who stay suffer eight kinds of brain damage.

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  Dog, Eight, Air

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• That means that the universe is two-dimensional. Matter, energy, time, you, me and the floor are holograms.

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  Mean, Two, Energy

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• I want vasopressin, washed caffeine, Jumpstart, ginkgo biloba, guarana, and any intelligence enhancer introduced in the last five years.

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  Years, Want, Lasts

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• My neck and shoulders are killing me. Hard to focus on writing about murder, doom, shagging, our hopeless future & other comedy etc etc.

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  Writing, Focus, Etc

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• You must remember that the common criminal will always join the armed forces for, if nothing else, regular meals and expert training in the use of guns.

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  Gun, Training, Criminals

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• Los Angeles had no culture of its own, just a large collection of misreadings of the artistic histories of other, proper cities.

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  Cities, Culture, Artistic

  Warren Ellis (2013). “Dead Pig Collector”, p.5, Macmillan

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• Elijah Snow: 'Who have you pissed off this time, John?' John Stone: 'Sumatran robot death sluts -- Dammit, ONE of these buttons fires the atomic death biter --

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  Fire, Snow, Buttons

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• good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.

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  Morning, Smoking, Brain

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• So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God. So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath. So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul." So I hit him. What would you do?

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  Dog, Eye, Thinking

  "Transmetropolitan. God Riding Shotgun (issue #6)". Comic book by Warren Ellis,

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• There was a time when I liked a good riot. Put on some heavy old street clothes that could stand a bit of sidewalk-scraping, infect myself with something good and contagious, then go out and stamp on some cops. It was great, being nine years old.

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  Clothes, Years, Jerusalem

  "Transmetropolitan. Back on the Street (issues #1–3)". Comic book by Warren Ellis,

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• Jim Rosato was recently married, to a Greek nurse. Rosato was half Irish and half Italian, and there was a pool on at the 1st as to which of the two would arrive at work wearing the other's skin as a hat within the year.

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  Italian, Years, Two

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• Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.

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  Girlfriend, Your Girlfriend

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• I admit that I have sometimes claimed to be Batman in the past. But only when really, really drunk.

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  Past, Drunk, Sometimes

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• I grew up in the 80s in England: we'd wake up each morning and look out the window to see if the government had finally put Daleks on the streets.

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  Morning, Bad Ass, Government

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