It would probably be too easy a cop out to say that just Republican males hate me. Though there's a large swath of them, for sure.
At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.
I just don't want to be around people who don't hate everything in their life right now.
I hate to be the person that's like, "We're doing something that's never been done before."
I think what people really hate is to be caught by surprise by criticism.
If someone doesn't answer your email within six hours, it means they hate you.
Here's what I have to say about being married: someday you will look at him, hating him with every fibre of your being, wishing that he would die the most violent death possible. It will pass.
It's a very specific body. Even great reviews will be like: chubby, portly, overweight. . . . Sometimes I'm like, 'Ugh, how did I make myself the guinea pig for this?' But on the other hand, hating my body has not been my cross to bear in this life. Which I feel very lucky about.
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