Benjamin Disraeli Funny Quotes

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• Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Inspirational, Funny, Motivational

• There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Witty, Truth

  Attributed to Disraeli by Mark Twain in his 'Autobiography' (1924) vol. 1, p. 246

• My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Wisdom, Sarcasm

  Benjamin Disraeli (19??). “Lothair”

• When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Truth, Communication

  Benjamin Disraeli, Edmund Gosse, Robert Arnot (1904). “The Works of Benjamin Disraeli, Earl of Beaconsfield, Embracing Novels, Romances, Plays, Poems, Biography, Short Stories and Great Speeches: Contarini Fleming, v. 2. Count Alarcos. Popanilla”

• Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Success, Conceited

  Benjamin Disraeli, John Alexander Wilson Gunn, Melvin George Wiebe (1997). “Benjamin Disraeli Letters: 1852-1856”, p.265, University of Toronto Press

• Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Education, Inspiration

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• O Music! Miraculous art! A blast of thy trumpet and millions rush forward to die; a peal of thy organ and uncounted nations sink down to pray.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Music, Art

  Benjamin Disraeli (1833). “Vivian Grey”, p.197

• Her Majesty is not a subject.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Humor, Majesty

• It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  Benjamin Disraeli (2016). “Delphi Complete Works of Benjamin Disraeli (Illustrated)”, p.5019, Delphi Classics

• No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Marriage, Witty

  "Disraeli and his Day". Book by Sir William Fraser, 1891.

• Everyone likes flattery; and when you come to Royalty you should lay it on with a trowel.

  Benjamin Disraeli

  Funny, Political, Politics

  To Matthew Arnold, in G. W. E. Russell 'Collections and Recollections' (1898) ch. 23

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