Jim Davis Quotes - Page 2

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• I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.

  Jim Davis

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• Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts

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  Chef, Appearance, Knows

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• I'm still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn't suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today.

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  Children, Heart, Boys

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• I stop short of being a workaholic.

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  Workaholic

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• When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

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  Cat, Trash

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• Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

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  Food, Lunch, Cooking

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• The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

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  Comedy, Contribution, Understatement

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• You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.

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  Veterans Day, Grateful, Us Veterans

  "'Garfield' creator apologizes for ill-timed Veterans Day comic strip", www.cnn.com. November 12, 2010.

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• You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.

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  Lying, Play, Mind

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• Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie.

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  Thanksgiving, Zucchini, Vegetables

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• I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.

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  Geek, Whole, Bits

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• I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories.

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  Inspiration, Animal, Stories

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• I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.

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  Recognise, I Can

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• Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield

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  Garfield, Sucker

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• I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun.

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  Fun, Reading, Foundation

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