Jim Davis Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

• When all else fails, look cute.

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Cute, Humor

• Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Life, Ferrari

• If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

  Jim Davis

  Funny, Sarcastic, Long

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