Joel McHale Quotes

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• If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.

  Joel McHale

  Dream, Lying, Way

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

  Joel McHale

  Survival, Comfort, Weapons

  Source: collider.com

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• My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame.

  Joel McHale

  Careers, Goal, Sake

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, "Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I'm practically homeless, I'm not gonna get one."

  Joel McHale

  Jobs, Real, Actors

  Source: collider.com

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• If you become famous and you start making money, then people want to give you things. It's the exact opposite of how it's supposed to be.

  Joel McHale

  People, Giving, Making Money

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.

  Joel McHale

  Hard Work, Secret, Bigs

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Without a doubt, Robert Rodriguez is the reason I was drawn to it. The fact that he even knew who I was and then was interested in me for the role was amazing. I am a huge fan of his and it's like a bucket list thing for me to be able to work with him and knowing that Jessica Alba and Jeremy Piven were in it I knew that part was going to be good and as you said, the pedigree of the series was great, so it was really one of those things I couldn't resist.

  Joel McHale

  Knowing, Doubt, Roles

  "Tribute talks to Spy Kids star Joel McHale". Interview with Alexandra Heilbron, www.tribute.ca. August 8, 2011.

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• Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.

  Joel McHale

  Should, Printed

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I have always survived with comedy, in that I grew up very dyslexic and did not get good grades. I always thought I was dumb, and there are many people out there that would agree

  Joel McHale

  People, Dumb, Comedy

  Source: collider.com

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• I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

  Joel McHale

  Thank God, Next, Performing

  Source: collider.com

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• I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

  Joel McHale

  Thinking, Culture, Saved

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.

  Joel McHale

  People, Hollywood, Actors

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

  Joel McHale

  Eternal Life

  Source: www.coupdemainmagazine.com

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• I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you're playing.

  Joel McHale

  Character, Years, Challenges

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• It's pretty difficult to promote something the week after Christmas and the week before New Year's.

  Joel McHale

  New Year, Years, Week

  Source: www.esquire.com

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• So when Community came up and then the movie roles started happening I was very grateful. I am trying to be careful with the movie roles I select because if you pull the trigger too quickly, like choosing a lead role in a crappy movie then you will be put in movie jail and you will never be heard from again. If it's not a big hit you'll be forgotten pretty fast.

  Joel McHale

  Grateful, Jail, Community

  "Tribute talks to Spy Kids star Joel McHale". Interview with Alexandra Heilbron, www.tribute.ca. August 8, 2011.

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• I've always been very opinionated, for lack of a better term, about art. Not to sound too arrogant, but I guess I'm a connoisseur of telling people what I think is good and bad.

  Joel McHale

  Art, Thinking, People

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Our mantra is that 90 percent of all television is bad, and ten percent has never been better. We make fun of that 90 percent.

  Joel McHale

  Fun

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

  Joel McHale

  Nails, Auditions, Talent

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

  Joel McHale

  People, Mount Rushmore, Bills

  "Joel McHale's top 10 lines" by Jonathan Topaz, www.politico.com. May 3, 2014.

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• I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

  Joel McHale

  Football, Boys, Thinking

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think the smart people will get even smarter, and the dumb people will get even dumber. But I think they all will enjoy A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, no matter how you slice it. You know, we keep eating it up. Some of the most intelligent people I know cannot get enough of it. That's a dangerous thing.

  Joel McHale

  Smart, Thinking, Intelligent

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• Yes, believe me I am black and blue. Plus I just finished a Seth MacFarlane movie called Ted and I can't believe the cast I got to work with there [Mila Kunis, Mark Wahlberg]. I feel like I am winning some kind of contest to trick people into working with me.

  Joel McHale

  Believe, Winning, Blue

  "Tribute talks to Spy Kids star Joel McHale". Interview with Alexandra Heilbron, www.tribute.ca. August 8, 2011.

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• What would be a perfect day for me? I'd like to fly the Millennium Falcon to a small café outside of Vienna, and there's a PlayStation 3 or an XBox set up there. The family is there, and there would be brand new Star Wars Lego sets so my seven-year-old and four-year-old would be the happiest people on earth. My wife could get a massage and manicure/pedicure. Oh, and pork is being fed to us all day.

  Joel McHale

  War, Perfect, Wife

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I wanted to play football and see how that went. In my mind, I knew I wasn't good enough to be a pro, but I was having a really fun time doing it. When you're on a college team, you can tell who's going to be a pro or not almost instantly.

  Joel McHale

  Football, Fun, Team

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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