Greg Giraldo Quotes About Dogs

Quotes about: Dogs

• People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out.

  Greg Giraldo

  Dog, Kids, People

• When I heard you could get a disease from playing with your prairie dog, I thought, 'Wow, what a euphemism.' I thought playing with my prairie dog was the best way to avoid diseases.

  Greg Giraldo

  Dog, Disease, Wow

• People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

  Greg Giraldo

  Dream, Country, Dog

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