Gracie Allen Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

  Gracie Allen

  Funny, Motivation, Humor

  "Two Minutes for God: Quick Fixes for the Spirit". Book by Peter B. Panagore, 2007.

• Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

  Gracie Allen

  Funny, Family, Senior

• I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.

  Gracie Allen

  Inspirational, Funny, Book

  "Funny Ladies: The Best Humor from America's Funniest Women". Book by Bill Adler, 2001.

• A young boy shouldn't be given up for hopeless just because he's lazy, surly, and good for nothing. Don't be discouraged by those things - maybe he's just trying to be like his daddy.

  Gracie Allen

  Funny, Boys, Daddy

• Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.

  Gracie Allen

  Funny, People, Brain

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