I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!
Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?
Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.
Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?
He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.
Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?
Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.
I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.
He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.
Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?
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