Roddy Piper Quotes About Wrestling

Quotes about: Wrestling

• I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.

  Roddy Piper

  Funny, Badass, Wrestling

  Rowdy Roddy Piper, Robert Picarello (2002). “In The Pit With Piper”, p.78, Penguin

• Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.

  Roddy Piper

  Motivational, Sports, Wrestling

• You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.

  Roddy Piper

  Suicide, Wrestling, Pro Wrestling

• Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?

  Roddy Piper

  Wall, Kids, Wrestling

• Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!

  Roddy Piper

  Kings, Wrestling, Thinking

• Aww, whats the problem, gertrude? You mean to tell me that you can't walk into a bar with a $100 bill on your forehead and walk with anything, either male or female?

  Roddy Piper

  Mean, Wrestling, Gertrude

• Ric Flair, the Slim Whitman of Pro-Wrestling.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Slim, Flair

• Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.

  Roddy Piper

  Team, Wrestling, Hair

• Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Wwe, Doe

• Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Cutting, Wwe

• Oh, here he comes now, the May West of pro-wrestling.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, May, West

• Nature Boy, whats that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?

  Roddy Piper

  Running, Wrestling, Boys

• He mighta spent a couple years under the arena training young wrestlers.

  Roddy Piper

  Couple, Wrestling, Years

• Does the tounge hanging out help his balance?

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Balance, Doe

• Wrestling and acting couldn't be anymore different in terms of what it takes to entertain. Wrestling is explosion, acting is implosion. One really screws up the other.

  Roddy Piper

  Wrestling, Acting, Different

  "Rowdy Roddy Piper Lends his Voce to Green Lantern: Emerald Knights". Interview with Robert Greenberger, www.comicmix.com. May 5, 2011.

• Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.

  Roddy Piper

  Running, Wrestling, Noses

• I never envisioned myself being a film star at all. Most people know that pro wrestling is a little bit of an accident for me. I never really had any real aspirations of being in front of a camera.

  Roddy Piper

  Stars, Real, Wrestling

  Source: www.wrestlenewz.com

• He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!

  Roddy Piper

  Strong, Smart, Wrestling

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