Eugene Mirman Quotes About Giving

Quotes about: Giving

• There's nothing sexier than a girl who's like, 'I know who FDR is, I know about the New Deal, I'm going to give you a new deal.' And then, over a period of years, she structures her sex acts in such a way that they save the economy.

  Eugene Mirman

  Girl, Sex, Years

• Never give in to peer pressure, especially if the peer is not attractive.

  Eugene Mirman

  Giving, Peers, Pressure

• The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.

  Eugene Mirman

  Airports, Giving, Massage

• Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job.

  Eugene Mirman

  Jobs, Home, Blow

• If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

  Eugene Mirman

  Giving, Needs, Overwhelming

• I saw this huge billboard that said: 'Abortion Hurts' and then it had a drawing of a butterfly. Who is that for? Is there a lady who's going to see that and be like, 'Oh, I was going to get an abortion but now that I realize it hurts I guess I'll just give birth to a child! 'Cause I know that's painless and raising it should be a snap!'

  Eugene Mirman

  Hurt, Children, Butterfly

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