George W. Bush Funny Quotes

• Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  George W. Bush's remarks on teaching American history and civic education at East Literature Magnet School in Nashville, Tennessee, georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov. September 17, 2002.

• A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Sarcastic, Would Be

  "Bush Gives on Patients Bill, But Democrats Want More" by Robert Pear, www.nytimes.com. July 27, 2001.

• There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humorous

  "Political Gaffes to Spark Any Party". Interview with John Ydstie, www.npr.org. November 5, 2006.

• To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Graduation, Humor

  "Bad results?" by Nikki Sheehan, www.theguardian.com. June 11, 2001.

• One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Life, Book

  "Something Cool: Alec Soth's The Last Days Of W" by Anya Yurchyshyn, www.esquire.com. January 12, 2009.

• Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Humor

  "The 'misunderestimated' president?". news.bbc.co.uk. January 07, 2009.

• They misunderestimated me.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Hilarious, Stupid

  "Top 10 Bushisms". content.time.com.

• I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Believe

• Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Humor, Borders

  "America's New War: Bush, Chretien Hold Briefing". www.cnn.com. September 24, 2001.

• More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Imports

• I think war is a dangerous place.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Peace, War

  "Bush praises Spain for war effort". www.cnn.com. May 8, 2003.

• Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Men, Bank Accounts

• Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Money, Years

• It's your money. You paid for it.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Humor, Political

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

• This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Humor, Talking

• If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Witty, Tired

• Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

  George W. Bush

  Inspirational, Funny, Political

  Attributed to George W. Bush in Associated Press interview in Los Angeles Times, October 30, 1988.

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