Mary Schmich Quotes - Page 3

• TV happens. And once it's happened, it's gone. When it's gone, you move on, no tears, no tantrums, no videotape

  Mary Schmich

  Moving, Tears, Gone

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• Alcohol, contrary to instinct, is not the secret to happiness.

  Mary Schmich

  Alcohol, Secret, Instinct

  "Thanksgiving Helper Hotline addresses pressing holiday issues" by Mary Schmich, articles.chicagotribune.com. November 21, 2012.

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• Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm.

  Mary Schmich

  Turkeys, Done, Tension

  "Thanksgiving Helper Hotline addresses pressing holiday issues" by Mary Schmich, articles.chicagotribune.com. November 21, 2012.

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• When you're thinking, "Why do I have to eat Aunt Sue's casserole with potato chips crumbled on top again?" change that thought to "A couple of bites won't kill me."

  Mary Schmich

  Couple, Aunt, Thinking

  "Thanksgiving Helper Hotline addresses pressing holiday issues" by Mary Schmich, articles.chicagotribune.com. November 21, 2012.

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• The Thanksgiving meal should not be treated as a grad school exam or an Olympic dive. Whatever you cook will be good enough - unless you make that Twinkie turkey stuffing we're suddenly hearing too much about.

  Mary Schmich

  School, Turkeys, Too Much

  "Thanksgiving Helper Hotline addresses pressing holiday issues" by Mary Schmich, articles.chicagotribune.com. November 21, 2012.

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