Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.
It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.
What a blessing to be alone with your thoughts when so many are alone with their inability to think.
For centuries, man believed that the sun revolves around the earth. Centuries later, he still thinks that time moves clockwise.
There is no tomorrow. There is only a planet turning on its axis, and a creature given to optimistic fancies.
Every day is conquerable by its hours, and every hour by its minutes.
Where the loser saw barriers, the winner saw hurdles.
Conscience is less an inner voice than the memory of a mother's glance.
It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.
As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent - that it does not have to be recognized by others.
Sometimes two people need to step apart and make a space between that each might see the other anew, in a glance across a room or silhouetted against the moon.
Charisma is not so much getting people to like you as getting people to like themselves when you're around.
After years of buying clothes I intend to diet into, I'll say this: the skeleton in my closet has some really nice outfits.
That portion of reality that can be composed within a frame can be understood.
If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.
If you ruled out partial successes, there would be no progress at all.
If God had wanted to be a big secret, He would not have created babbling brooks and whispering pines.
Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.
Be careful of selfish motives. You can mistake them for principles and end up dying for them.
Do not ask that your kids live up to your expectations. Let your kids be who they are, and your expectations will be in breathless pursuit.
Stay out of the court of self-judgment, for there is no presumption of innocence.
It's hard, sometimes, when nothing's stopping you, to know what's stopping you.
It helps if you don't see it as traffic but rather as thousands of individuals resolved to press on another day.
I hope some day to meet God, because I want to thank Him for the flowers.
Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith.
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