A blogger is an average person who happens to have a need to count his friends every half hour.
In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured.
It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.
What if man were required to educate his children without the help of talking animals.
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.
It is one thing to show your child the way, and a harder thing to then stand out of it
A paranoid thinks that sinister forces are out to get him, not realizing that they are out to get everybody.
A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.
Conspicuously absent from the Ten Commandments is any obligation of parent to child. We must suppose that God felt it unnecessary to command by law what He had ensured by love.
It finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
There is no daily chore so trivial that it cannot be made important by skipping it two days running.
The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.
There is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.
Metaphor for the night sky: a trillion asterisks and no explanations.
It is not only possible to be the person you pretend to be, but there is less effort involved.
Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn.
One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast.
I find in old age that it's possible to revisit the past, the one requirement being that you come as you are.
You can be happy with someone who likes you despite your faults - until you meet someone who likes your faults.
As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen.
After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.
You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.
Anything we tell our kids about life is a placemarker until they figure it out for themselves.
There comes a point in a relationship when you realize that you trust someone enough to let them keep their secrets.
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