Ever get the feeling that sometime early in your life there must have been a briefing that you missed?
Better to start up a thousand wrong roads than to spend your life going nowhere because you know the way.
There is never an embarrassing silence that can't be turned into a regrettable conversation.
One day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.
Making a different mistake every day is not only acceptable, it is the definition of progress.
I guess I have never really doubted that we are all born to our guardian angel.
I have fancied myself a rebel, but at every critical moment of my life, I have been exactly the child my parents raised.
Alas, by the time Fate caught up with my life, Chance had it all planned.
Love is a condition where the world seems to be standing still, and it's you who are spinning on your axis.
Family life is a bit like a runny peach pie - not perfect but who's complaining?
Though we often wonder why God does what he does, we can be sure he does it on better information.
To become a grandparent is to enjoy one of the few pleasures in life for which the consequences have already been paid.
A blogger is constantly looking over his shoulder, for fear that he is not being followed.
Death is just another stage of life, although the one you kind of hope comes last.
A dog is much like a married man, obeying his master's voice for the sake of his master's touch.
So often the end of a love affair is death by a thousand cuts, so often its survival is life by a thousand stitches.
For some it is love undeniably. For others it is making it work, never actually knowing what it is.
The trick to getting ahead is to give it the same effort you give to getting even.
Get involved. You don't want to look back on your life and realize that you successfully managed to stay out of it.
One's dream is defeated not by unsolvable problems, but by all the more-or-less satisfactory solutions that kill it forever.
If you keep rephrasing the question, it gradually becomes the answer.
Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons.
The Lord gives us friends to push us to our potential — and enemies to push us beyond it.
Some day man will travel at the speed of light, of small interest to those of us still trying to catch up to the speed of time.
In the end you don't so much find yourself as you find someone who knows who you are.
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