Heather McDonald Quotes

• Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

  Heather McDonald

  Islands, Ice, Long

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• In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

  Heather McDonald

  Running, Women, Underwear

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• My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

  Heather McDonald

  Dad, Children, Judgement

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• My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.

  Heather McDonald

  Mom, Mother, Careers

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• God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

  Heather McDonald

  Mom, Earth, Simplest

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• I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

  Heather McDonald

  People, Find Me, Know Me

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• My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

  Heather McDonald

  Teacher, College, Should

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• The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.

  Heather McDonald

  Strong, Writing, Character

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• My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

  Heather McDonald

  Couple, Husband, Good Friend

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• People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

  Heather McDonald

  Mom, Honesty, Fun

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• The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

  Heather McDonald

  Important, Comic, Robust

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• I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.

  Heather McDonald

  Senior, Teacher, School

  Source: summerfelix.com

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