Madness is surprisingly freeing.
Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.
Sometimes, the hardest habit to break is the habit of doing nothing beyond the necessary.
The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?
...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.
This is what I do know: A lie, however well-intended, can't prepare you for reality or change the world... To tell the truth is to provide armament against a world too full of cruelties to be defeated with simple falsehoods... It seems to me we owe the world--more, we owe ourselves--the exchange of comfort for the chance that maybe the truth can do what people always say it can. The truth may, given the opportunity, set us free.
It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason
I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.
Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?
We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever
Some people live where they work. Others just visit.
May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.
The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.
Hysteria takes too much energy to be maintained forever.
I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.
A proper lady should be able to smile pretty, wear sequins like she means it, and kick a man's ass nine ways from Sunday while wearing stiletto heels. If she can't do that much, she's not trying hard enough.
You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to be nice. We just go to bed every night hoping you won't mutate us before we wake up.' Dr. Abbey blinked at her. 'That's...almost sweet. In a disturbing sort of a way.
There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.
Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.
Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.
I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy
Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.
Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem.
Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.
Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.
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