My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.
I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.
Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.
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