Gail Carriger Quotes

Quotes about:

Cats Daughters Difficulty Dogs Doubt Eyes Fashion

It's no good choosing your first husband from a school for evil geniuses. Much too difficult to kill.

Gail Carriger

Husband, School, Evil

Gail Carriger (2013). “Etiquette and Espionage: Number 1 in series”, p.85, Hachette UK

45 Copy quote
How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.

Gail Carriger

Thinking, Doors, People

17 Copy quote
One should do what one is best at on as large a scale as possible.

Gail Carriger

Should, Scales

11 Copy quote
Ivy waved her wet handkerchief, as much as to say 'words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress'. Then, because Ivy never settled for meaningful gestures when verbal embellishments could compound the effect, she said, "Words cannot possibly articulate my profound distress.

Gail Carriger

Meaningful, Ivy, Profound

6 Copy quote
Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?

Gail Carriger

Want, Chickens, Exploding

"Etiquette & Espionage (Finishing School)". Book by Gail Carriger, February 5, 2013.

4 Copy quote
What’s wrong with you? Are you ill? I forbid you to be ill, wife.

Gail Carriger

Wife, Ill

5 Copy quote
She was no closer to determining who might want her dead. There were just too many possibilities.

Gail Carriger

Want, Might, Possibility

Gail Carriger (2010). “Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.34, Hachette UK

5 Copy quote
Classic author moment, "Oh dear, did I kill that character or not?

Gail Carriger

Character, Classic, Moments

6 Copy quote
Spin the parasol three times and repeat after me: I shield in the name of fashion. I accessorize for one and all. Pursuit of truth is my passion. This I vow by the great parasol.

Gail Carriger

Fashion, Passion, Names

Gail Carriger (2012). “Timeless: Book 5 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.66, Hachette UK

10 Copy quote
[She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.

Gail Carriger

Lost

Gail Carriger (2011). “Heartless: Book 4 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.27, Hachette UK

5 Copy quote
Someone was trying to kill Lady Alexia Maccon. It was most inconvenient, as she was in a dreadful hurry. Given her previous familiarity with near-death experiences and their comparative frequency with regards to her good self, Alexia should probably have allowed extra time for such a predictable happenstance.

Gail Carriger

Self, Extra Time, Trying

Gail Carriger (2010). “Blameless: Book 3 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.24, Hachette UK

6 Copy quote
She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black, smoked cigars after midnight, played a mean game of cribbage, and kept a bevy of repulsive little dogs. Alexia liked her immediately.

Gail Carriger

Dog, Mean, Games

8 Copy quote
What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself, what's the weirdest most eccentric historical phenomenon of them all? Answer:the Great British Empire. Clearly, one tiny little island could only conquer half the known world with supernatural aid. Those absurd Victorian manners and ridiculous fashions were obviously dictated by vampires. And, without a doubt, the British army regimental system functions on werewolf pack dynamics.

Gail Carriger

Fashion, Army, Islands

9 Copy quote
It was a constant source of amazement to Alexia that the only thing she had ever done in her entire life that pleased her mama was marry a werewolf.

Gail Carriger

Done, Mama, Werewolf

5 Copy quote
I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs books to make it through the day.

Gail Carriger

Book, Differences, Needs

25 Copy quote
Scotsmen, she had occasion to observe, often did have nice knees. Perhaps that was why they insisted upon kilts.

Gail Carriger

Nice, Kilts, Knees

5 Copy quote
Past persons of Scottishness in contact with mastermind of supernatural persuasion in London, aka Agent Doom.’ Floote moved on to the third bit of paper. “ ‘Lady K says Agent Doom assisted depraved Plan of Action. May have all been his idea.’ Moving on to the last one, he read out, "Summer permits Scots to expose more knee than lady of refinement should have to withstand. Hairmuffs much admired. Yours etc., Puff Bonnet.

Gail Carriger

Summer, Moving, Past

6 Copy quote
She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous accessory.

Gail Carriger

House, Accessories, Moments

Gail Carriger (2012). “Timeless: Book 5 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.29, Hachette UK

13 Copy quote
I am rather fond of ladybugs. They are so delightfully hemispherical.

Gail Carriger

Ladybugs

34 Copy quote
Acknowledgements With grateful thanks to the three least-appreciated and hardest-working proselytizers of the written word: independent bookstores, librarians, and teachers.

Gail Carriger

Teacher, Grateful, Independent

5 Copy quote
She moved with such purpose it was as though she walked with exclamation marks.

Gail Carriger

Exclamation Marks, Purpose, Moved

5 Copy quote
There are words to describe her, my dear, but one does not repeat them in polite company.

Gail Carriger

Doe, Polite, Dear

4 Copy quote
I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.

Gail Carriger

Gossip, Observation, Relays

Gail Carriger (2012). “Timeless: Book 5 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.15, Hachette UK

6 Copy quote
Poetry can cause irreparable harm when misapplied

Gail Carriger

Irreparable Harm, Causes, Harm

Gail Carriger (2012). “Timeless: Book 5 of The Parasol Protectorate”, p.102, Hachette UK

6 Copy quote
She poked him in the center of his chest with two fingers to punctuate her words. “You are an unfeeling”—poke —“traitorous”—poke—“mistrusting”—poke—“rude”—poke —“booby!” Every poke turned him mortal, but Lord Maccon didn’t seem to mind it in the least. Instead he grabbed the hand that poked him and brought it to his lips. “You put it very well, my love.

Gail Carriger

Hands, Two, Rude

7 Copy quote

You May Also Like:

Patricia Briggs

Scott Westerfeld

Gail Carriger

Follow

Born: May 4, 1976
Occupation: Archaeologist
Cite this Page: Citation

Popular Topics