If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras.
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks.
. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.
I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.
Home is where the heartache is.
Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force.
Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban.
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day.
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