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You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’t ask the Consort to look look into it, because A) she and Curran are working on something else and B) when the Consort gets involved, half of the world blows up.

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Blow, Looks, Half

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Dreams: A Penguin Special from Ace”, p.54, Penguin

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The human body is an amazing organism. It can go from dead tired to completely alert in a terrified blink.

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Tired, Body, Blink

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He bared his teeth in a happy feral grin. My own personal psycho.

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Teeth, Psycho, My Own

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds: A Kate Daniels Novel: 4”, p.165, NYLA

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Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?" "I find your attempt at levity inappropriate." "Consider me properly chastised.

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Rocks, Orange, Body

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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?" "Yep." "Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?" "Nope it's a pie.

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Moon, Pie, Lions

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And then what?" "I'll burn that bridge when I cross it.

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Bridges, Crosses

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.18, Penguin

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Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?” “I’m not implying. I’m saying it.

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Opera, Soap, Our Relationship

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.183, Penguin

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I can't give you the white picket fence, and if I did, you'd set it on fire.

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Fire, White, Giving

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.245, Penguin

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Lyc-V is a jealous virus. It exterminates all other invaders with extreme prejudice.

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Jealous, Viruses, Prejudice

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds: A Kate Daniels Novel: 4”, p.42, NYLA

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You should name him Fezzik." "Inconceivable.

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Names, Should, Fezzik

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I have a serious question." "I will give a serious answer." "Can a god be killed?" The humor drained from Roman's face. "Well, that depends on if you're a pantheist or a Marxist." "What's the difference?" "The first believes that divinity is the universe. The two are synonymous and nonexistent without each other. The second believes in anthropocentrism, seeing man in the center of the universe, and god as just an invention of human conscience. Of course, if you follow Nietzsche, you can kill God just by thinking about him.

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Believe, Thinking, Men

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I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

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Welding, Rooms

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.120, Penguin

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I know a man who is in love with my friend. He loves her absolutely. The only thing he wants in return is for her to love him.” Saiman arched his eyebrows, imitating me. “And?” "You’re the exact opposite of him. You lack the capacity to love, so you want to smother mine as well.

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Men, Opposites, Eyebrows

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.137, Penguin

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Are you out of your mind?" It's not polite to lie to your best friend. "It's a possibility.

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Lying, Mind, Your Best Friend

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.125, Penguin

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Andrea: "....I think a dog is a great idea. I just never pictured you with a mutant poodle.” Kate: “He isn’t a poodle. He’s a Doberman mix." Andrea: “Aha. Keep telling yourself that.

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Dog, Thinking, Ideas

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Wiggles hissed as I crossed the floor toward the throne. She fixed me with her empty hateful eyes and smelled the air, her long tongue shivering through the slit of the lipless mouth. Nice to see you too, sweetheart. Remember my cattle prod?

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Nice, Eye, Air

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Magic Bites: A Special Edition of the First Kate Daniels Novel”, p.68, Penguin

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You look like Curran. You have that pissy exasperated look on your face.

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Looks, Faces, Your Face

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Syphilis. Lots and lots of magically delicious Syphilis.

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Syphilis, Delicious

Ilona Andrews (2010). “Magic Bleeds”, p.28, Penguin

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Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods. He says he brought his Batman belt.

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Stupid, Sleep, Complaining

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.272, Penguin

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We took a right at the fork, heading farther north. The charred houses continued. To the right, a large sign nailed to an old telephone post shouted DANGER in huge red letters. Underneath in crisp black letters was written: IM-1: Infectious Magic Area Do Not Enter Authorized Personnel Only A second smaller sign under the first one, written on a piece of plastic with permanent marker, read: Keep out, stupid. “We aren’t going to keep out, are we?” Ascanio asked. “No.” “Awesome.

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Stupid, House, Black

Ilona Andrews (2012). “Gunmetal Magic: A Novel in the World of Kate Daniels”, p.58, Penguin

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Congratulations," he said, his voice dry. "You finally managed to find a woman as tragically noble as yourself. I didn't think one existed." "I'm not tragic." Kaldar held up his hand. "Spare me. Some children are born wearing a silk shirt; you were born wrapped in melancholy. When they slapped you to make you cry, you just sighed heavily and a single tear rolled from your eye." He dragged his finger from the corner of his left eye to his cheek. " Your first words were probably 'woe is me.'" "My first words were 'Kaldar, shut up!' because you talked too much. Still do.

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Children, Congratulations, Eye

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So this is what it's about? This is your mature response to go off into the mountains rather than talking about it and have s'mores with a gnome and a mountain man." "Yep" "What's your plan for tomorrow? Brunch with a unicorn?

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Men, Talking, Mountain

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Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

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Cookies, Lectures, Dear God

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.27, Penguin

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... That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, 'Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'" I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. "Anytime." He just looked at me. "I've never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.

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Wall, Fun, Moving

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.21, Penguin

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Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.

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Alternatives, Caffeine

Ilona Andrews (2013). “Magic Rises: A Kate Daniels Novel”, p.99, Penguin

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