Ilona Andrews Quotes About Mom

Quotes about: Mom

• I'm a substitute mom." "You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs bailing out of jail.

  Ilona Andrews

  Mom, Crazy, Aunt

  Ilona Andrews (2008). “Magic Burns”, p.114, Penguin

• I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.

  Ilona Andrews

  Mom, Crazy, Aunt

• Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): ... ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove* Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time. Kid 1: I know, right?

  Ilona Andrews

  Mom, Kids, Pie

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