The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
I can tell by your eye shadow, you're from Brooklyn, right? . . . Me too. My mother has plastic covers on all the furniture. Even the poodle. Looked like a barking hassock walking down the street.
My mother always said you could eat off her floor; you could eat of my floor too, there's so much food down there.
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