I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.
Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.
I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!
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