The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
If people looked at the stars each night, they'd live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize that there are more important things than what people do all day.
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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