Bill Watterson Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Sarcastic

• There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Time, Clever

• People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Witty

  "The Revenge of the Baby-Sat". Book by Bill Watterson, April 1991.

• You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Moving, School

• Reality continues to ruin my life.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Life

  "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat". Book by Bill Watterson, October 1994.

• The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Humorous, Future

• We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

  Bill Watterson

  Inspirational, Funny, Science

• Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Light, Buttons

• Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?

  Bill Watterson

  Funny, Leader, Roger

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