James Thurber Funny Quotes

Quotes about: Funny

• Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

  James Thurber

  Funny, Witty, Maturity

• There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

  James Thurber

  Funny, Witty, Numbers

  New Yorker 4 Feb. 1939 "The Fairly Intelligent Fly"

• Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

  James Thurber

  Funny, Witty, Humorous

• You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

  James Thurber

  Inspirational, Funny, Fall

  New Yorker 29 Apr. 1939 "The Bear Who Let It Alone"

• Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

  James Thurber

  Funny, Hilarious, Witty

  Cartoon caption, New Yorker, 5 June 1937

• I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unreasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night.

  James Thurber

  Funny, Humor, Dark

  1957 Alarms and Diversions,'There's A Time For Flags'.

• Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.

  James Thurber

  Funny, Humor, Modern Life

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