I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
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