Will Self Quotes

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• Don't look back until you've written an entire draft, just begin each day from the last sentence you wrote the preceeding day. This prevents those cringing feelings, and means that you have a substantial body of work before you get down to the real work which is all in . . . The edit.

  Will Self

  Real, Mean, Writing

  "Will Self's rules for writers" by Will Self, www.theguardian.com. February 22, 2010.

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• Always carry a notebook. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains information for three minutes; unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.

  Will Self

  Notebook, Memories, Mean

  Will Self's rules for writers, www.theguardian.com. February 22, 2010.

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• A creative life cannot be sustained by approval, any more than it can be destroyed by criticism.

  Will Self

  Creative, Criticism, Approval

  "Falling short: seven writers reflect on failure", www.theguardian.com. June 22, 2013.

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• I'm an anarchist. I'm implacably opposed to heirarchical systems of power and control. I also mistrust crowds, as they often operate according to their lowest common denominator. In terms of evolutionary psychology, the crowd is very close to a herd of stampeding wildebeest.

  Will Self

  Psychology, Crowds, Common

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• I think of writing as a sculptural medium. You are not building things. You are removing things, chipping away at language to reveal a living form.

  Will Self

  Writing, Thinking, Building Things

  "Will Self (1961- )", www.theguardian.com. July 22, 2008.

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• Things are only boring if you are boring.

  Will Self

  Boring, Ifs

  "Room 101" on BBC2, March 19, 2001.

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• So I was smacked up on the Prime Minister's jet – big deal.

  Will Self

  Prime, Ministers, Bigs

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• Schadenfreude is so nutritious.

  Will Self

  Schadenfreude

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• Whenever I produce my best work, it's always because I've spent time being idle. Something always emerges after nothing.

  Will Self

  Produce, Best Work, Working It

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• I have a healthy appetite for solitude. If you don't, you have no business being a writer.

  Will Self

  Healthy, Solitude, Appetite

  Interview with Sarah Kinson, www.theguardian.com. May 9, 2007.

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• Just as the blurring between childhood and adulthood has produced the kidult, so the stretching of middle into old age has fostered another peculiar chimera: septuagenarians with apoptosis sporting the depeche mode.

  Will Self

  Childhood, Age, Peculiar

  "You're Looking Very Well by Lewis Wolpert - review" by Will Self, www.theguardian.com. May 1, 2011.

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• I can't remember who it was who advocated that you should march with the left and dine with the right but I've often concurred, taking the view that I personify the great tolerance of Britain by consenting to being regally entertained. Besides, there is a degree of truth in the view that while the left are worthier, the right are wittier.

  Will Self

  Views, Tolerance, Degrees

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• Some people have human muses - mine is a city. I feel a startling ambivalence towards London, but for better or worse my work has come utterly to depend upon it.

  Will Self

  Cities, People, London

  "In the beginning" by Will Self, www.theguardian.com. June 16, 2007.

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• The cynics are correct the sense of freewill is only that feeling which we have when we take the necessitated option that most appeals to us.

  Will Self

  Feelings, Appeals

  Will Self (2012). “The Quantity Theory of Insanity: Reissued”, p.231, A&C Black

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• The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement - if you can't deal with this, you needn't apply.

  Will Self

  Writing, Life Is, Solitary

  "Ten rules for writing fiction (part two)". www.theguardian.com. February 20, 2010.

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• I'm English enough to feel something of a gut-reaction to modernism, to continental philosophising and anything that smacks of a refusal to pay attention to the forensics: the empirical facts on the ground.

  Will Self

  Attention, Pay, Facts

  "Will Self: modernism and me" by Will Self, www.theguardian.com. August 3, 2012.

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• Why is Mr Universe always from Earth?

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  Earth, Mr Universe, Universe

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• Lives don't divide up into chapters. People don't just talk, while nothing's going on in their head, and then respond. You know, none of these things actually happen.

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  People, Chapters, Happens

  "Life Is Difficult But Rewarding Under This 'Umbrella'". "Weekend Edition Sunday" Rachel Martin, www.npr.org. January 13, 2013.

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• In survey after survey, people report that the greatest dangers they face are, in this order: terrorist attack, plane crashes and nuclear accidents. This despite the fact that these three combined have killed fewer people in the past half-century than car accidents do in any given year.

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  Past, Order, Years

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• The great liberty of the fictional writer is to let the imagination out of the traces and see it gallop off over the horizon.

  Will Self

  Imagination, Liberty, Horizon

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• If the government announced that it was going to allocate a vast tranche of education funding purely to the pupils at the best public schools, there would be a national outcry - and yet this is precisely what the Olympics represents in terms of sports funding.

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  Sports, School, Government

  "Not in my manor" by Will Self, www.theguardian.com. May 7, 2006.

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• Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.

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  Wake Up, Useless, Violence

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• I prefer to write first drafts as soon as possible after waking, so that the oneiric inscape is still present to me.

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  Writing, Firsts, Waking

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• A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.

  Will Self

  Beautiful, Hips, Back When

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• People tend to think of their lives as having a dramatic arc, because they read too much fiction.

  Will Self

  Thinking, People, Fiction

  "Life Is Difficult But Rewarding Under This 'Umbrella'". "Weekend Edition" with Rachel Martin, www-s4.npr.org. January 13, 2013.

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