Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason. No powder on her nose - that proved to be the correct solution. How can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs.
I have my own views about Nature's methods, though I feel that it is rather like a beetle giving his
There are no nudists in cold areas.
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Wit is educated insolence.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Practical people would be more practical if they would take a little more time for dreaming.
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
The funniest things are the forbidden.
The world's strongest animals are plant eaters. Gorillas, Buffaloes, Elephants and me.
Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.
God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life.
People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources-all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.
Not enough gets said about the importance of abandoning crap.
You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
I favor the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and it must be enforced at gunpoint if necessary.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends
or simply: