Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.
People care about my personal life. But really I'm dorky! I drink beer and go to football games. And ya know, sit in my house in a t-shirt on the weekends and play with my dog!
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.
Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wine is like beer except different.
Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye.
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