Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote.
Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale, that is good ale.
Beer is an improvement on water itself.
Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
You sit back in the darkness, nursing your beer, breathing in that ineffable aroma of the old-time saloon: dark wood, spilled beer, good cigars, and ancient whiskey - the sacred incense of the drinking man.
Here's to the drunken Marine With beer in his canteen! You've heard of the Unknown Soldier But, never an unknown Marine!
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
All great truths begin as blasphemies.
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
When in doubt tell the truth.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we may diet.
Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.
It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
Oh, this beer here is cold, cold and hop-bitter, no point coming up for air, gulp, till it's all--hahhhh.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
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