An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw up his job and go to work inthe brewery.
There was no use pretending, no magic left to hear, all the music gave me was a craving for lite beer.
Everything will be okay in the end. If it`s not okay, than there is always beer
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All I want to do is drink beer and train like an animal.
A man who lies about beer makes enemies.
The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.
Ideally, brewers interpret history, and through science they create art.
I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.
Life's not all beer and skittles
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
Is there a parson much bemused in beer, a maudlin poetess, a rhyming peer, a clerk foredoom'd his father's soul to cross, who pens a stanza when he should engross?
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn't afterward.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.
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