Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
If you really want to make a friend, go to someone's house and eat with him... the people who give you their food give you their heart.
It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
The people who give you their food give you their heart.
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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