Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes

• If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

  Douglas Adams

  Ego, Important, Want

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.66, Pan Macmillan

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• I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

  Douglas Adams

  Meat, Months, Sides

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.30, Pan Macmillan

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• I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

  Douglas Adams

  Funny, Witty, Humor

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• You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.

  Douglas Adams

  Moving, Want, Radio

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• Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

  Douglas Adams

  Eye, Cereal, Trying

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.184, Pan Macmillan

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• Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

  Douglas Adams

  Hippie, Self, Lunch

  Douglas Adams (2010). “The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.51, Del Rey

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• The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

  Douglas Adams

  Eyebrows, Confusion, Littles

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.235, Pan Macmillan

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• Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

  Douglas Adams

  Fall, Guy, Hitchhiking

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.83, Pan Macmillan

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• Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

  Eoin Colfer

  Grateful, Trying, Auras

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, p.189, Hachette UK

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• So long, and thanks for all the fish.

  Douglas Adams

  Democracies Have, Long, Dolphins

  Douglas Adams (2009). “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”, Pan Macmillan

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• I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

  Douglas Adams

  Depression, Thinking, Feelings

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

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• Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

  Douglas Adams

  Funny, Family, Food

  "Fictional character: The Book". "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/ Episode #1.1", www.imdb.com. January 1981.

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• "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

  Douglas Adams

  Glasses, Drunk, Water

  "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, (Ch. 6), 1979.

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• Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.

  Douglas Adams

  Mind, Instinct, Annoyance

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.28, Pan Macmillan

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• What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

  Douglas Adams

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