Tax Day Quotes - Page 4

• Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

  David Letterman

  People, Today, Taxes

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• Tax day was yesterday. And marijuana growers are complaining that they can't write off a single expense thanks to federal laws. Well, apparently someone tried to claim the Phish tour as his home office and that's not going to happen.

  Conan O'Brien

  Home, Writing, Marijuana

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• I'm nicer on tax day than I am when I'm on deadline.

  Laurie Notaro

  Taxes, Deadline

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