I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.
On another night, they'd have won 2-2.
Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.
He hit the post, and after the game people will say, well, he hit the post.
This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players.
It's headed away by John Clark, using his head.
Cristiano Ronaldo's was the most exciting debut I've ever seen. There have been a few players described as 'The New George Best' over the years, but this is the first time it's been a compliment to me.
Chris Eagles flew in on Shaun Wright-Phillips, so hard he almost broke the hyphen.
Teddy has lost that yard of pace he never had.
What is your position at the company? Right back.
Mind you, I've been here during the bad times too - one year we came second.
Contrary to popular belief, I don't spend a whole lot of time following soccer. But as I have traveled around the world to better understand global development and health, I've learned that soccer is truly universal. No matter where I go, that's what kids are playing. That's what people are talking about.
Give the opponents more than one reason to stare at your feet.
A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
I don't like soccer. I think it makes you soft. And by the way, you telling me it's the biggest whatever in the World, look, they drink tea everywhere too; they're pussies, you understand? I want some coffee.
I'm a total soccer freak. I total soccer freak. Absolute total.
I wanted to be a soccer player. And then I wanted to be a rabbi.
If we had known there was biting in soccer, we would have started watching years ago.
Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football.
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
I was always taught as a kid if you do something, do it right. If not, go do something else. For me, soccer was life.
You can have the top stars to bring the attention, you can have the best stadium, you can have the best facilities, you can have the most beautiful project in terms of marketing and all this kind of thing. But if you don't win... All the work these people are doing is forgotten.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the checks.
If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms.
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