I used to go to my kids' soccer games and I was the only parent who wasn't screaming, because I'd have to do a show that night. It was hard. Moms and dads get more emotional at those soccer and Little League games than at a professional game.
[H]ow was I supposed to get excited about the oppression of females if they couldn't be trusted to stay upright during the final minutes of a desperately close promotion campaign?
And of course in America you've got American football and baseball and all those other ball games, soccer has become a little niche that the women have kind of filled.
There's apparently soccer leagues that they've set up with young Indian girls.
But I think it's also hard to get into soccer here. I think purely on a time level on television as well because of the ad breaks. It's something to do with that as well. You can't show a complete soccer match here. Which I kind of find a bit of an odd thing.
It seems that soccer tournaments create those relationships: people gathered together in pubs and living rooms, a whole country suddenly caring about the same event. A World Cup is the sort of common project that otherwise barely exists in modern societies.
Kung fu and soccer are the two things that I was most interested in as a child.
He slipped his hands around my waist and pulled me against him, tossing the ice cream cone over his shoulder. It landed with a splat on the sidewalk. 'So does that mean I have a varsity girlfriend?'
I played English football - soccer - instead of American football, because we couldn't afford the equipment.
One reason outfielders don't have stronger arms might be they don't practice as much as we did. Most teams today don't take outfield practice. Another reason is baseball has to compete with other sports now - basketball, football, soccer - for the better athletes that might have more skills and stronger arms.
I like to watch soccer, no matter what teams or players are in the field.
In the past, I had my idols but today I enjoy learning from all the soccer I watch.
Look, there’s no rule in soccer against biting your opponent. There’s not even a rule against eating your opponent. The only rule in soccer is that you can’t use your hands.
My father was a basketball player, so I loved basketball because he did. It was a direct transference. But, more than that, basketball, in the United States at least, plays the same function that soccer does everyone else in the world. It's the sport of poverty. It's the sport born of poverty. It's the cheapest sport.
Anything from 1-0 to 2-0 would be a nice result
Home advantage gives you an advantage
Soccer is like punk rock: The product is not necessarily terrible. The problem is the fan base.
It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.
You're not a real manager unless you've been sacked.
The Uruguayans are losing no time in making a meal around the referee.
If you aren't the chairman of Manchester United, Real Madrid or AC Milan, I'll get back to you later.
To play Holland, you have to play the Dutch.
The margin is very marginal.
There were two second division matches last night, both in the second division.
It will be a shame if either side lose, and that applies to both sides.
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