If you love Senegal so much, why don't you play for them?
Why do people criticise his intelligence when he can do something as miraculous as that?
Being thick isn't an affliction if you're a footballer, because your brains need to be in your feet. And Beckham works hard, he's brave and he crosses a ball superbly. He treats a football like he does a wife, lovingly, with caresses.
Bayern's midfielder, Owen Hargreaves, who scampered around the pitch like an office boy on amphetamines for the last 25 minutes or so.
How on earth Traore gets into this team is beyond me. And he's a Champions League winner? Gimme a break.
The game's finest mistakes were perpetrated by Djimi Traore, who interrupted his general competence with one air shot, one slice over his own head and a foul so telegraphed that even the lenient referee seemed to have his card out a couple of seconds before contact was made, to show the first yellow of the game.
Just when you feel like hauling him off and strangling hin, he gets some goal out of nowhere.
Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here.
A holocaust of an afternoon.
There's nobody fitter at his age, except maybe Raquel Welch.
Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor set.
It is one of my biggest regrets that Niall Quinn was not here during my time... I felt he was an intelligent player. It would have been a good combination with Thierry Henry. What I like with Quinn is if you look at the player who played next to him, he always scored 40 goals because he had a hand for his head and he just put the ball where you were. He was a team player. A top-class player makes other players look good and he had that player.
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
Is he ever going to learn?
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
One is never 100 per cent motivated. In winter, when it's raining and you have to go and play a small team in the north, I won't reveal what passes through your mind when you're getting out of the bus.
The last time I saw something that tall standing so still for so long, it was perched on the edge of a cliff shining a light across the sea.
Did you used to play for Barcelona? Because that's not Barcelona football.
The trouble with Earl Barrett is that he's one paced .... Zooommmmm.
If that lad makes a First Division footballer, then I'm Mao Tse Tung.
The difference between players is not always the quality but their mentality.
We know that we are close to making history.
I had said I didn't mind which shirt I played in, but coming from Diego, № 10 is very special.
I am the happiest man alive and I am happy for myself, for my family and for my country.
I am the same person as always and I have the good fortune to play in a great team. It was an historic year for Barca and for me but it's thanks to the work of everyone.
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